The Made-up Take-away Menu

Well here we are at the important bit - The Menu. Each selection has an item number or letter that will help make telephone ordering faster. You may use the item names if you prefer as we do not mind either way.

1Justa PizzaA simple cheese and tomata pizza. Just your basic plain pizza.
2Hawiian FancyThe Hawiian Fancy is made according to an ancient recipe found enscribed on a fosilised surf-board. Including the basic cheese and tomato base you add generous chunks of ham, handfulls of sweetcorn, and the magic ingredient - a liberal sprinkling of pineapple chunks.
3The Vampire KillerOtherwise known as the French Breath, this pizza does not come with a free pack of minty gum. Onions, garlic, salami, and olives all get thrown into this tasty selection.
4Slightly's ChoiceA distinctly fishy pizza. Coming complete with tuna, prawns, anchovies, complemented with a specail seafood dressing.
5Puddin'Now here's something different. A pizza for pudding! Loose the tomato and cheese and replace them with a deep layer of chocolate sauce, heaps of chunky toasted marshmallows, and laced with a thick strawberry sauce. This is the only pudding to have after a good pizza.
6VolcanoErruption time. The hottest little number on the menu. Pepperoni, salami, spiced beef, anchovies, chille peppers, Worchester Sauce, and tobasco sauce all combine to blow your mind into the clouds.
7The Pizza-burgerA truly "rude" pizza. The middle fillings consist of ham, ground beef, and mustard, along with the usual cheese and tomata. Onions are also available. The real difference with this monster is that you get another pizza on the top to give you a true Pizza-Burger.
8DIY SpecialWell I should imagine that you have guessed what this little number is. You start with a pizza base covered with a tomato sauce and then add your selected toppings. We offer a basic price for up to five toppings with each additional topping thereafter incuring additional cost.

AExtra cheeseBOnionsCSweetcornDMushroomsEPeas
FTunaGPrawnsHAnchoviesISeafood SauceJTobasco
KGround BeefLSpicy BeefMHamNPepperamiOSalami
PPeppersQBananasRHoneySBlue CheeseTMayonaise
UChille PeppersVChocy SauceWMarshmallowsXPeanutsYChocolate Heart


Prices

Well unfortunately you will actually have to pay for these delicious foodstuffs. Each pizza is available in three sizes (with the exeption of the Pizza-burger which is only available as medium and large). The DIY Special comes with up to five toppings in the price. The individual costings are detailed below:-
Item Name#SmallMediumLarge
Justa Pizza1£1.50£2.50£3.50
Hawiian Fancy2£1.75£3.00£4.25
Vampire Killer3£2.00£3.25£4.50
Slightly's Choice4£2.00£3.25£4.50
Puddin'5£1.75£3.00£4.25
Volcano6£2.15£3.50£4.75
Pizza-burger7N/A£3.50£5.00
DIY Special8£1.95£3.10£4.25
Extra ToppingsExtra toppings are 25p each.



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